its not stalking. its research.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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