people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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