He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
