Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
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You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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