I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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