you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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