Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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