I want to make a zoo with you.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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