A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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