return my video game
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
dude. I can hear the air.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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