Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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