I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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