I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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