I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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