Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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