Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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