That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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