I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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