Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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