Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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