are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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