dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
