I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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