Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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