its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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