i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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