she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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