I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Randomize
