She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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