So drunk its hurt
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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