just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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