i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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