Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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