Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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