Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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