How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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