This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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