so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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