I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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