She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Randomize
