living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
We smell like vodka and hangover
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