uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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