your thong is hanging out like whoa
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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