I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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