And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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