I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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