The maid of honor just puked.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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