An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Randomize
