You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
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My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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