we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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