Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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