I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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