why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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