I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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