I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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