Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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